Killed by Japanese horseradish

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Yes! Today, another good day, I managed to locate a bag of wasabi (very spicy) covered peanuts disguised as innocent easter eggs, in a candy bag! These come from a local store that speciallizes in fudge and wasabi, sometimes called Japanese horseradish; this creates quite a problem as they tend to put out free samples of wasabi peas and stock their display case with fudge. Ignorant people run right up and stuff their mouth with what they believe to be delicious fudge, but usually recieve a rather nasty shock. So anyhow I handed these out all day to unwary victims at school until the bag ran out. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun, man I'm twisted.

But the best part of today was coming home to see that Alyssa left me a two month anniversary present www.deviantart.com/deviation/3… on her account! Dang I must be annoying...
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good job man, i brought a bag habanero peppers to school once... saw a lot of people cry that day... it was great